planers:

im a hopeless kid with no freedom and zero friends

  • me: hey i was wondering if you'd be my valentine
  • crush: no
  • me: wtF omG soRRY that was my CAT running across the keyboarD OMG!!!

natevaluate:

when he suddenly cum in your face without telling you

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221b-bitch-please-street:

gabite:

cradily:

sophlaa:

cradily:

irish is such a shady language because hello is “dia duit” but directly translated it means “god be with you” and when someone says hello back they say “dia is muire duit” which means “god and mary be with you” .. its like “i see your god and i raise you the holy virgin whatcha gonna do bout it bitch”

irish isnt a language…

Ith mo thóin

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  • me: what do i do to find out about my future
  • me: *calls 911*

deucebowl:

a fancy asian restaurant called “Suit and Thai”