arcticmonkies:

*says i dont care* *actually does tho*

communistbakery:

I write sins not cosines or tangents

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

drakes dad: *calls drake*

drake: hello?

drakes dad: son, i saw it

drake: saw what

drakes dad: dont play that game with someone sent it to me on instantgraham

drake: oh…..

drakes dad: be honest with me about 1 thing

drake: what?

drakes dad: …..did you nut

(Fonte: wingbeifong)

perrfectly:

if i don’t insult you daily, it means i don’t like you 

spunkydads:

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

(Fonte: unchichi)

  • cashier: do you want the receipt?
  • me: yas bitch tell me everything

exactable:

I wish I could illegally download clothes

(Fonte: exactable)